we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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