Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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