A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I want to make a zoo with you.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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