I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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