HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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