woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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