we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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