I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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