Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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