so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I need water and some morals
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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