your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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