My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
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