I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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