Buhtt sex?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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