i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
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