Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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