He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Mom said you looked used
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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