Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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