And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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