lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
The adults are the big ones right?
Randomize
