I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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