That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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