VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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