Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Randomize
