This girl is more easily done than said...
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
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