WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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