what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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