He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
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