Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Randomize
