Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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