: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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