Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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