SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Randomize