Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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