Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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