some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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