I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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