what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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