he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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