i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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