I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
tell me about the fingering
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