wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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