At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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