so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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