have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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