I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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