her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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