just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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