We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
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