Kiss
Puke
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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