I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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